This is fucking hilarious. I cannot stop laughing. Talk about the most awesome Christmas song ever written. I need these lyrics ASAP so I can LOL some more. (warning: rated R)
Download it here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/wmpazw
Lyrics for Weiss and everyone who wants:
Verse 1 Toby Goodshank:
Yo Santa sit on my lap, pull your beard back,
take off your velour cap. I cut the yayo in half
you unload your sack, thats how the gingerbread gets frosted
with jack moves, smack boobs, sit back get penetrated with black hooves.
He’ll put your reindeer in chains if you do not obey him
already knows what you want, desperately wants you to say it
his name is Nicholas, i’m kissing this old man’s gloved hand
it was white now he’s caressing my behind gland.
Chorus Bess & Andrew:
It’s christmas time again,
so get up on my lap
I’m gonna bring you presents yeah
cause I’m a sexy Santa
Verse 2 Andrew:
Eating Spaghetti with Betty and Veronica cause I wanted to
have a little pasta dish, as in pass-the-tits until they’re sitting on my lips
so i can taste them with my face until i take a little pool-side nap
little Judy wants a cutie little pony
but I’m only gonna give a little Judy a little bit of my cock,
as in anything you ask for, provided it’s some sex so I finish my spaghetti
and I finger-blast her grandma
s-e-x-y sexy santa, s-e-x-y sexy saint nick
s-e-x-y sexy santa,sexy santa with his s-e-x-y- d-i-c-k dick
I am reposting this for the HolidaysDec122013
I am just sharing for Troy and Abed
Its like, Awesome for you!
Now if you will excuse me for a moment….
AMERICANS: name every canadian province
Where supernatural is filmed
as a canadian, i can verify that these provinces do in fact exist
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