• The world is ready for SURGE Soda! Join over 100k members of the #SURGEMovement and tell Coca-Cola to bring it back! http://thndr.it/1f7bZoi

    The world is ready for SURGE Soda! Join over 100k members of the #SURGEMovement and tell Coca-Cola to bring it back! http://thndr.it/1f7bZoi

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  • New orders for Andrew’s Fancorps street team! #Ad http://fcrps.me/conspiracytheory

    Jan
    31
    2014
  • noelclarke:

    I’m not a mutant or clairvoyant but I think I see the end of Nintendo…

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    And this saddens me.

    Nintendo was/is my brand… My favourite.

    As a kid I had the donkey kong game and watch screens, then after a brief flirt with Commodore 64 and Atari 2600 I got a NES in 1986 on UK release. The…

    Jan
    18
    2014
  • Sexy Santa

    Artist: Bess & Andrew (Feat. Toby Goodshank)

    Plays: 3,160

    andrewfutral:

    allisonweiss:

    “Sexy Santa” - Andrew Futral, Bess Rogers, Toby Goodshank

    This is fucking hilarious. I cannot stop laughing. Talk about the most awesome Christmas song ever written. I need these lyrics ASAP so I can LOL some more. (warning: rated R)

    Download it here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/wmpazw

    Lyrics for Weiss and everyone who wants:

    Verse 1 Toby Goodshank:

    Yo Santa sit on my lap, pull your beard back,

    take off your velour cap. I cut the yayo in half

    you unload your sack, thats how the gingerbread gets frosted

    with jack moves, smack boobs, sit back get penetrated with black hooves.

    He’ll put your reindeer in chains if you do not obey him

    already knows what you want, desperately wants you to say it

    his name is Nicholas, i’m kissing this old man’s gloved hand

    it was white now he’s caressing my behind gland.

    Chorus Bess & Andrew:

    It’s christmas time again,

    so get up on my lap

    I’m gonna bring you presents yeah

    cause I’m a sexy Santa

    Verse 2 Andrew:

    Eating Spaghetti with Betty and Veronica cause I wanted to

    have a little pasta dish, as in pass-the-tits until they’re sitting on my lips

    so i can taste them with my face until i take a little pool-side nap

    little Judy wants a cutie little pony

    but I’m only gonna give a little Judy a little bit of my cock,

    as in anything you ask for, provided it’s some sex so I finish my spaghetti

    and I finger-blast her grandma

    Bridge Bess:

    s-e-x-y sexy santa, s-e-x-y sexy saint nick

    s-e-x-y sexy santa,sexy santa with his s-e-x-y- d-i-c-k dick

    I am reposting this for the Holidays

    Dec
    12
    2013

  • adamwarrock:

    Then say it with me my man!

    omg this

    (Source: kisswithatear)

    Nov
    14
    2013
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  • When your tumblr crush meets someone IRL….

    I am just sharing for Troy and Abed

    thegeek531:

    Its like, Awesome for you!

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    Now if you will excuse me for a moment….

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    Stupid distance.

    Oct
    21
    2013
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